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Desperate Woman Hides Poop In Her Purse When Her Date's Toilet Won't Flush

Andrew Cunningham Published 08/15/2020 in Funny

Nothing like fishing a turd out of the toilet on your first date.

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calligraphy - misunderstood worm I have a story to tell. It is about my poop

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handwriting - misunderstood worm So, yesterday I went on a date with a man who asked me out in the grocery store the other day. All was going well. I went back to his place

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handwriting - misunderstood worm I am a confident, calm and self assured woman...so I felt comfortable pooping in his bathroom. This was a mistake. His toilet did not flush

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handwriting - misunderstood worm So, of course, any calm, confident, self assured woman. I panicked. And flushed it a million times, making everything worse

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handwriting - misunderstood worm By this point, I was really frantic because I had been in there for too long. There was only one single piece of poop

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calligraphy - misunderstood worm So in that moment something came over me. And I knew exactly what I had to do

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document - misunderstood worm I got toilet paper and removed the one poop from the toilet. Once that was done I realized I didn't have a plan

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handwriting - misunderstood worm What do I do with it now? I can't leave it there. By this point I was Really freaking out because I'd Definitely been in there too long

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funny pictures - misunderstood worm So, again, making another horrible decision. I did the only thing I could think to do

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handwriting - misunderstood worm I wrapped it in multiple layers of toilet paper, and put it in my purse

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handwriting - misunderstood worm Alright, so now what? We are sitting there on his couch and kissing and all I can think of is the piece of poop in my purse

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document - misunderstood worm Him you're so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me Me that's really sweet Me in my head I have a piece of my poo in my purse

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暖男 - misunderstood worm At this point, I text my sister for advice

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love your titties cause they prove i can focus on two things at once - I am sitting. In his house. With a piece of my poop In my purse Makela What Is Happening Makela What Is Happening I don't know But I have a piece of poop in my purse And I'm afraid it'

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number - Don't his toilet clearly doesn't work Does he only have one bathroom? Yes Go outside !!! And it worked for half the. Poop Maybe there's a window in the washroom Jesus Christ I could throw it out This is to much This is borderline to fucking much

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handwriting - misunderstood worm So, after a few hours he used the washroom and I heard it flush. I figured he fixed it. Maybe not, but I have to take the chance

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design - misunderstood worm I have to try to flush the poop

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handwriting - misunderstood worm So I brought my purse up to the washroom. Unwrapped the poop, prayed to every god I know, put it in and flushed

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handwriting - misunderstood worm By the grace of God, it worked. The poo flushed. I was free. I was in the clear. Everything was going to be okay. I survived. am a survivor

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funny - misunderstood worm So that's my story. A man, sat there telling me I'm the most amazing woman he's ever met, not knowing, 10 feet away in my purse, was my poop

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calligraphy - misunderstood worm That I'd fished out of his toilet...

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handwriting - misunderstood worm This is v embarrassing for me. But seriously dont drink coffee before a date, its better to be sleepy than to have to hide poop in ur purse

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@_blotty you're fine, but you nasty!

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